🧇 About the Waffle Yeti

“He’s part breakfast. He’s part beast. He’s all mystery.”

📜 Classified Dossier: WY-1987

Species: Wafflus Yetitus Brunchivore
Height: 7'6" (varies with waffle fluffiness)
Weight: Classified, but close to 347 waffles with extra butter
Habitat: Snowy peaks, brunch buffets, anywhere mimosas flow
Diet: Syrup, dreams, and hash browns
Status: Questionably mythical. Highly delicious.

🔍 Earliest Known Sighting

In 1987, a ski lodge in Vermont was left syrup-soaked and brunchless. Witnesses reported a warm maple-scented wind and distant sizzling. A blurry Polaroid revealed what is believed to be the first image of the Waffle Yeti.

🕵️‍♂️ Behavioral Patterns

Leaves sticky, waffle-shaped footprints
Communicates via butter sculptures
Appears at brunch events and food truck festivals
May have caused the 2014 Global Syrup Shortage

🧃 Powers & Abilities

Maple Mist Cloak™: Vanishes in clouds of sweet steam
Butter